I just finished reading Single Dad Laughing's blog on things you thought you'd never have to say out loud to your children. CRACKED me UP! Now, I'd like to hear from you the most memorable questions from your kids you've ever had to answer...and how you handled it. Let's also toss in the funny things your children have said to you out of the blue. It's a sad day when you realize your kids may actually be funnier than you are!
I'll start: My boys were probably 4 & 5 and they came up to me and asked...'What are these balls behind my penis?'... Uhhh...Go ask your dad... then, when they asked two days later, all I could come up with was, "They are called testicles, and your body will use them later." The response? "But What do they do?"...Again, "They're called testicles, and your body will use them later!"
I'll add more later when others have answered, too...I love my funny kids... Or, as my middle son has said, "We have ONE Messed Up Family!" That, we do... and I wouldn't have it any other way!